azol480 عضو متألق
عدد الرسائل : 183 العمر : 38 العمل/الترفيه : ...... المزاج : good تاريخ التسجيل : 27/02/2008
| موضوع: u will laugh ..i promise الخميس مارس 27, 2008 9:24 am | |
| STUPID QUESTIONS WITH SMART ANSWERS:
BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher".
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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azer المدير العام
عدد الرسائل : 382 العمر : 43 العمل/الترفيه : *** المزاج : *** تاريخ التسجيل : 29/02/2008
| موضوع: رد: u will laugh ..i promise السبت مارس 29, 2008 5:00 pm | |
| Thank you very much My brother is a good subject We are awaiting your new topics
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foregive_me عضو جديد
عدد الرسائل : 5 العمر : 38 العمل/الترفيه : student المزاج : good تاريخ التسجيل : 23/03/2008
| موضوع: رد: u will laugh ..i promise الأحد مارس 30, 2008 6:58 am | |
| whilemean i read and laugh about this subject it is really enjoied me.thanks we will waiting from you additions.see you in other subject | |
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azol480 عضو متألق
عدد الرسائل : 183 العمر : 38 العمل/الترفيه : ...... المزاج : good تاريخ التسجيل : 27/02/2008
| موضوع: رد: u will laugh ..i promise الإثنين مارس 31, 2008 11:37 am | |
| Many thanks are due to my friends Azer, Forgive_me about their thanks
that make me very happy in order to get you a New subjects
Thanks For ALL
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hanan86 عضو ذهبي
عدد الرسائل : 543 العمر : 38 العمل/الترفيه : tilmida المزاج : hadia تاريخ التسجيل : 22/01/2008
| موضوع: رد: u will laugh ..i promise الإثنين أبريل 07, 2008 11:21 am | |
| thank you my brother azol84 is avery good subjekt so we awaiting a new thanks your sisters hanan86 | |
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azol480 عضو متألق
عدد الرسائل : 183 العمر : 38 العمل/الترفيه : ...... المزاج : good تاريخ التسجيل : 27/02/2008
| موضوع: رد: u will laugh ..i promise الخميس أبريل 10, 2008 9:10 am | |
| me too i thank you so much about your reply
Ok Thanks Hanan86
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